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This page contains the results of all the surveys published on my website. Almost all these surveys are still active, which means that you can participate too: here is the link to the relevant page.
If we send someone into open space without a spacesuit, how long do they last?
- a nanosecond (0%, 0 Votes)
- a minute (0%, 0 Votes)
- a day (0%, 0 Votes)
- forever, technically (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: April 1, 2026 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
For two women meeting at a party or reception, it’s a catastrophe to have the same...
- dress / shoes / handbag (0%, 0 Votes)
- nose / lips / boobs (0%, 0 Votes)
- hairstyle / eyebrows / eyelashes (0%, 0 Votes)
- man / woman (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: March 1, 2026 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
From which end do you start peeling a banana?
- I don’t peel bananas, I go full savage (0%, 0 Votes)
- smack in the middle (0%, 0 Votes)
- from the “pointy” end (0%, 0 Votes)
- from the “handle” end (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: February 1, 2026 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
Palm oil, when genetically modified, becomes...
- more harmful (double effect) (0%, 0 Votes)
- less harmful (minus times minus makes plus) (0%, 0 Votes)
- D.O.C. (quality transformation) (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: January 1, 2026 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
When do you put up your “Christmas” tree?
- sometime between mid-August and early December (0%, 0 Votes)
- on 8 December, to the minute (0%, 0 Votes)
- obviously on Christmas Eve (0%, 0 Votes)
- between Christmas Day and Epiphany (0%, 0 Votes)
- I keep mine up all year (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: December 1, 2025 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
