This page contains the results of all the surveys published on my website. Almost all these surveys are still active, which means that you can participate too: here is the link to the relevant page.
From which end do you start peeling a banana?
- smack in the middle (0%, 0 Votes)
- from the “pointy” end (0%, 0 Votes)
- from the “handle” end (0%, 0 Votes)
- I don’t peel bananas, I go full savage (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: February 1, 2026 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
Palm oil, when genetically modified, becomes...
- D.O.C. (quality transformation) (0%, 0 Votes)
- less harmful (minus times minus makes plus) (0%, 0 Votes)
- more harmful (double effect) (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: January 1, 2026 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
When do you put up your “Christmas” tree?
- I keep mine up all year (0%, 0 Votes)
- between Christmas Day and Epiphany (0%, 0 Votes)
- obviously on Christmas Eve (0%, 0 Votes)
- on 8 December, to the minute (0%, 0 Votes)
- sometime between mid-August and early December (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: December 1, 2025 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
Let’s move from form to substance! The glass is half full of...
- O2, and we add one of the above (0%, 0 Votes)
- HCl, and we drink it (0%, 0 Votes)
- C2H5OH, and we drink it (0%, 0 Votes)
- H2O, and we drink it (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: November 1, 2025 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
Animal rights activists attack (verbally or, say, with red paint) people in fur coats, but not bikers in leather jackets because...
- they’re latent misogynists (0%, 0 Votes)
- they imagine who the leather came from (0%, 0 Votes)
- they know leather washes off more easily (100%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 0
Start Date: October 1, 2025 @ 8:00 am
End Date: No Expiry



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