What I hid from you:

I hate

In food

pears
watermelons
boiled chicken
boiled onions
marzipan sweets
white chocolate
gas cylinder cream

In drinks

tea in bags
coffee
beer

In everyday life

when people wrap the remote control with a plastic cover
when people are irritated by the position of the toilet seat
when people drink beer while walking down the street
foreign waste in the ashtray

In banks

the impossibility to withdraw 5 or 10 euros

In things

electric kettles
crystalware
ceramics

In [pop-]culture

disco
country
anime and manga
Disney characters
karaoke

In books

when the notes are gathered at the end of the book and not reported on the relevant pages
prices printed on the back cover (or any other page)

In poetry

poems

In religion

everything

In general

night clubs
dance parties
banquets
receptions
cocktail parties
presentations

In the metaphysical

occultism
astrology
everything that starts with «para-»

In the sky

the sun

In the city

air conditioners on buildings facades
parabolics on buildings facades
sandwich glasses
external stairs

On radio and television

hemming and hawing

Superlatively

the word «exclusive»
the word «VIP»

In speech

fuck
shit
god

On women

lipstick
powder
blush
glitter
mascara
mini-skirts

On the Internet

chats
forums
«back to the top» links
popups, ads or otherwise
animated gif images
flash animations which just consist of something moving around the screen
the language version of the site that opens automatically with the visitor’s localization

In the emails

when they quote the whole message and not only the significant part

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